he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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