I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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