her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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