that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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