He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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