No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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