when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I understand Curling. That high.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Randomize
