What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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