it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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