In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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