are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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