i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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