Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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