I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
tonight lets celebrate not being married
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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