dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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