# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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