i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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