Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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