He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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