But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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