FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
my liver is dry heaving
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
