Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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