I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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