idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
smell my finger.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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