If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dicks are not precious.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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