I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
handjob tips. give me some.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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