D3 body, D1 cock
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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