okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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