super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
they call him Oral-B. enough said
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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