Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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