There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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