But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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