I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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