Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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