Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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