yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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