is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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