who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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