my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
