he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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