The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
His nipple licking is glorious
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