I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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