Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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