is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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