How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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