i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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