I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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