I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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