Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
