people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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